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(51,891 posts)The huge list of who he wanted to do the job
ass kickers, shit kickers and Methodists! Could you repeat that?
Criminal Record Required on the recruiting posters.
Crime? Rape, murder, arson and rape. You said rape twice. I like rape.
The motorcycle gang with handlebars coming out of their pistol belts because motorcycles hadnt been invented yet.
Chewing gum on line, eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody! I didnt know there was going to be so many! (Hedley shoots dead the gum chewer.) Boy, is he strict!
Hey boys! Look what I have here! Hey! Where all the white women at?
Badges? We dont need no stinking badges!
Crime? Stampeding cattle. Thats not much of a crime. Through the Vatican? Kinky! Sign here!
How many times have I told you to wash up after a weekly cross burning? (Turns over Barts hand.) See? Its comin off!
For my next impression, Jesse Owens!
Well head em off at the pass! I hate that cliche!
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