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nocoincidences

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Sun Dec 28, 2025, 12:24 PM Sunday

My unfortunate 78th birthday yesterday [View all]

I was looking forward to a birthday dinner at Longhorn Steakhouse with my roommates, but when I got out of the car I lost my balance and fell hard. Some kind people who had just arrived to have dinner helped my roommates load me in the car and off we sped to Patient First for treatment. I was in severe pain and found out I broke my clavicle. I finally got back home, had more trouble because I was one-armed, ended up in the floor, had to call the Rescue Squad for a assist and tried to sleep at my desk because I knew I would have to go to the bathroom and wouldn't be able to get up off the couch.

Not exactly a restorative night of sleep, but I got enough ibuprofen in my system that I could work around the pain. I finally got to sleep on the couch this morning around 5:30. I am completely black all over my chest from the bruising.

What a memorable birthday!!

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Damnation !!!!! Karadeniz Sunday #1
Sorry to hear this NJCher Sunday #2
Never a good time to fall, but birthday makes it extra hard. quaint Sunday #3
Wishing you a speedy recovery. sinkingfeeling Sunday #4
Oh geeze! 2naSalit Sunday #5
Happy birthday anyway The Blue Flower Sunday #6
Ouch, sorry to hear about your bad luck. Hope you heal quickly and are able to get some walkingman Sunday #7
Good lord, broken clavicles HURT! LuckyCharms Sunday #8
Oh, darn it. I'm sorry to hear that. At least someone was there to take care of you. Some birthday. NT mahatmakanejeeves Sunday #9
Happy belated birthday gademocrat7 Sunday #10
I am so sorry LetMyPeopleVote Sunday #11
Oh! Sorry. Happy bday anyway BlueWaveNeverEnd Sunday #12
With all my Medicine, way in the back, Zackzzzz Sunday #13
Yikes broke mine finally a surgeon repaired it Historic NY Sunday #14
Well that just sucks! Resolve to plan your birthday celebration after healing. CousinIT Sunday #15
A quick healing to you. mwmisses4289 Sunday #16
I'm sorry that happened to you! yardwork Sunday #17
Now that is a memorable birthday.. Permanut Sunday #18
Oh no! I'm so sorry this happened to you, nocoincidences. MIButterfly Sunday #19
I am so sorry!! essaynnc Sunday #20
Sounds horrible and traumatic people Sunday #21
Please mend yourself well and a belated happy birthday. TexasTowelie Sunday #22
Thank the heavens you didnt break your hip! BradBo Sunday #23
I'm sorry your birthday was so painful. I hope you heal quickly and get to enjoy a belated LoisB Sunday #24
I am so very sorry, nocoincidences Grim Chieftain Sunday #25
Sorry to hear you fell Marthe48 Sunday #26
One good thing....today has to be better, right? democrank Sunday #27
I am so sorry. nocoincidences. debm55 Sunday #28
Healing vibes on the way to you SheltieLover Sunday #29
Wow ! cate94 Sunday #30
That is terrible on any day, but, on your 78th birthday its just wrong. 1WorldHope Sunday #31
What a nasty birthday present! 70sEraVet Sunday #32
Wow, that sucks IndyPepper Sunday #33
Damn. That sucks. Take care! And on another note: Happy Birthday! GoneOffShore Sunday #34
Set a rain date Dear_Prudence Sunday #35
poor thing! Jean Genie Sunday #36
Well, that's the good news, nocoincidences. calimary Sunday #37
so sorry markie Sunday #38
I am so sorry Nocoincidences, I hope you get better and get to Longhorn! JMCKUSICK Sunday #39
Happy Birthday despite it all, TBF Sunday #40
Wishing you a full and rapid recovery orangecrush Sunday #41
So sorry for your Birthday misfortune lindalou65 Sunday #42
Don't Take No (Birthday Steak) For An Answer FrankTC Sunday #43
Thanks to each of you nocoincidences Sunday #44
OUCH ! KS Toronado Sunday #45
Quite A Night ProfessorGAC Sunday #46
Ouch! So sorry you babylonsister Sunday #47
Goodness gracious! hamsterjill Monday #48
Without any doubt, that is a memorable birthday Emile Monday #49
Approaching that age myself Aussie105 Monday #50
Congratulations on your 78th trip around the sun fellow, Capricorn Niagara Monday #51
I am so sorry you had to spend your birthday that way Jarqui Monday #52
Happy Birthday 🎂 Speedy Recovery 💚 Give your birthday dinner a second chance 🥩🥔🍰 Clouds Passing Monday #53
my 78th was exactly a month ago mountain grammy Monday #54
I'm so sorry, nocoincidences. sueh Monday #55
May your 79th birthday find you happy and healthy! Wicked Blue Monday #56
I'm so sorry, and on your birthday! HeartsCanHope Monday #57
Wishing you better days ahead for your new rotation around the sun. pandr32 Monday #58
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