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TexasTowelie

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Sun Feb 12, 2017, 03:55 AM Feb 2017

Illinois lawmakers designate October 'Zombie Preparedness Month' [View all]

Feb. 10 (UPI) -- Illinois lawmakers are encouraging the state to be undead-ready by passing a resolution declaring October to be "Zombie Preparedness Month."

The state House voted Thursday to approve House Resolution 0030, which calls for October to be declared "Zombie Preparedness Month" as a bid to encourage the state's residents to be prepared for more realistic natural disasters.

"If the citizens of Illinois are prepared for zombies, than they are prepared for any natural disaster; while a Zombie Apocalypse may never happen, the preparation for such an event is the same as for any natural disaster," the resolution reads.

"I am told that if you are prepared for zombies, then you would be prepared to deal with a natural disaster like tornadoes, blizzards -- natural disasters of any kind," Rep. Emanuel Chris Welch, D-Hillside, told the Chicago Tribune.

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/02/10/Illinois-lawmakers-designate-October-Zombie-Preparedness-Month/4841486754593/

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That's it! This country has officially lost its mind... Rhiannon12866 Feb 2017 #1
After reading the laws that some of these states are adopting TexasTowelie Feb 2017 #2
That's true, we're closer to Canada than to NYC Rhiannon12866 Feb 2017 #3
I would already have the route planned TexasTowelie Feb 2017 #4
I'm somewhat prepared Rhiannon12866 Feb 2017 #5
Thank goodness! Sherman A1 Feb 2017 #6
All of the zombies are heading your way TexasTowelie Feb 2017 #7
Agreed Sherman A1 Feb 2017 #10
Okay. murielm99 Feb 2017 #8
Now here you are spoiling all of the fun. TexasTowelie Feb 2017 #9
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