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Distracted driver had goat on lap, cell phone in hand, but no driver's license, say Marlborough [View all]
Distracted driver had goat on lap, cell phone in hand, but no driver's license, say Marlborough policeMarlborough police say they stopped a woman Monday who was using a cell phone while driving with a baby goat on her lap and no license.
A merry April Fools jape were it not true, they told Facebook.
"One of our officers just stopped a woman on Main Street who was using her phone and had a baby goat on her lap while driving without a valid license. 🐐 I wish this was another April Fool's joke baaaht it's not 😦 Please don't drive distracted. #CantMakeThisUp #NewHampshireProblems," Marlborough police posted.
As sad but true as it was, it didn't take long for 147 to reply. A sample by genre:
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GREATEST OF ALL TIME - "I hope Tom Brady's kid was unharmed!" - Jason Taylor
Read more: https://www.unionleader.com/news/crime/distracted-driver-had-goat-on-lap-cell-phone-in-hand/article_e048894e-550a-11e9-82f7-7bd6031d23bd.html?block_id=664693
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