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brewens

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2. I know an old guy that actually said, "is there a problem occifer?" He wasn't even the one

Wed Mar 13, 2019, 11:09 AM

Mar 2019

pulled over at first. He and his wife had been drinking at our Eagles Lodge and he was following her home. Drunks seem to think that helps sometimes.

She gets pulled over just a few houses from her driveway, and her husband goes by and pulls in and parks at their house. At that point, he should have went in and refused to answer the door if the cops came up. Instead he thinks he can help his wife somehow, and goes over there and says that! He's obviously drunk and they just watched him drive by, so he gets a DUI too.

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"are you sober?" "yesshur i am! (hic)" unblock Mar 2019 #1

I know an old guy that actually said, "is there a problem occifer?" He wasn't even the one brewens Mar 2019 #2

i guess for some inexplicable reason his judgment might have been wee bit impaired.... unblock Mar 2019 #3

I think the problem was that his wife is meaner than cat shit! Not all that smart either. brewens Mar 2019 #4

I had a friend that got two DWIs in one day ... in MO and then in IL when he was going home... SWBTATTReg Mar 2019 #5

Voluntarily, or forced? GWC58 Mar 2019 #6

Voluntarily. I commend him for that. E.g., if you going to drink, hide the damn keys...my ... SWBTATTReg Mar 2019 #7

Good on you! GWC58 Mar 2019 #8