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Warpy

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4. Too funny

Reply to TexasTowelie (Original post)

Sun Dec 3, 2023, 03:11 PM

Dec 2023

The fundagelicals are a never ending source of self satire, living demonstrations of Poe's Law. The crazier they get online, the more they try to top themselves in lunacy.

I have to say I'm a little surprised it took them so long to decide to hate Froot Loops. First, there's the name, obviously one of their favorite pejoratives. Then there are the rainbow colors--horrors! Finally, there are all the little Christian boys who put the dry cereal on their fingers and showed Mom & Dad their rings, giving them a severe case of the vapors. This one is a little overdue.

Their kids, of course, will grow up fearful and resentful. It will be interesting to watch them rebel.

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Conservatives Want to Cancel Froot Loops Over Childhood Literature - Gay News - Lovett or Leave It [View all] TexasTowelie Dec 2023 OP

FFS! n/t RKP5637 Dec 2023 #1

I think there is a reason it is not "fruit" loops. twodogsbarking Dec 2023 #2

Idiots as usual. They can't find a 'valid' topic to really talk about on a serious mode, and so, run around SWBTATTReg Dec 2023 #3

Too funny Warpy Dec 2023 #4

I want to cancel Froot Loops for a different reason. Valdosta Dec 2023 #5

Toucan Sam gay texan Dec 2023 #6

this just in gay texan Dec 2023 #7

Da dat Dat Dat da.... Whatthe_Firetruck Dec 2023 #8