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EYESORE 9001

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8. There once was a snake-oil sales weasel who had 'smart pills' for sale

Reply to Duncanpup (Reply #3)

Thu Sep 7, 2023, 08:35 AM

Sep 2023

An unwary customer bought a bottle of smart pills and poured out some into his hand. ‘This looks like rabbit poop. Tastes like rabbit poop too’, to which sales weasel said, ‘See? You’re smarter already!’

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Great walk this morning. [View all] Duncanpup Sep 2023 OP

awwwwww niyad Sep 2023 #1

The mighty hunter! Who's a good boy? Sweet golden Dunc, that's who! thatcrowwoman Sep 2023 #2

Molly says rabbit poop is caviar 😃 Duncanpup Sep 2023 #3

Dang! Caviar. I think you're on to something. thatcrowwoman Sep 2023 #5

Molly is a hoot Duncanpup Sep 2023 #6

Possum on the half shell! ShazzieB Sep 2023 #10

There once was a snake-oil sales weasel who had 'smart pills' for sale EYESORE 9001 Sep 2023 #8

😂 Duncanpup Sep 2023 #9

My dad used to tell that joke. ShazzieB Sep 2023 #11

I understand last bites Duncanpup Sep 2023 #4

Those eyes! Thanks, Duncanpup. I'm okay, just a little puny, as Grandma Bee would say. thatcrowwoman Sep 2023 #7