Gun rights for accident-prone mom shot down by kids

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So this old hippie and CPA (certified peace activist) recently decided to get a gun — you know, for protection against crazies like the Hamburglars, Dexter, fanatical cult members and Donald Trump.

I kid. I kid. Dexter was the good kind of murderer — he only killed the bad guys.

I called my son out East — whose occupation revolves around working with guns. I knew he would be thrilled to hear that his mother, a pacifist who would not even buy him squirt guns when he was a child, wanted to buy a gun.

“Hey, I have decided to buy a gun. What do you recommend and can you show me how to use it?” I asked him over the phone.

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