You know you're getting old when:

[usonian]

You run "find my phone" more than three times a day.
You lost your eyeglasses. In your shirt pocket.
Have 10 hats to keep the sun out of your eyes and can't find one.
Moved the vacuum cleaner you stubbed your toe on.
--- Stubbed your toe on the same vacuum cleaner in its new location.
Forgot to feed the dog.
-- Remembered that you don't have a dog.
Forgot where you parked the car.
-- At home.
Lost your to-do list.
You're really glad to hear a pianist on the radio playing at about 2/3 the speed of young show-offs.
Can't get "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" out of your head.

Other stuff THAT I FORGOT.