Never tell a woman her place is in the kitchen.

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5. After a long day caring for my 3 year old and 5 year old,

my husband came in through the door and asked what's for dinner. I said, "frozen pizza, Nate's teething and Viv's driving me nuts".

He gave me a look and with a snotty attitude said, "fine I'll go get something".

He left and got HIMSELF McDonald's, but they got his order wrong and there was what looked like mouse poop in the bag.

I did not cook him dinner for two years after that. He never acted like that again.

Women are not keepers of the kitchen, and not only knives live there, but the appliances are useless if not used.