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skippercollector

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3. more merchandise

Reply to skippercollector (Original post)

Thu Mar 19, 2026, 10:09 AM

10 hrs ago

The only paint color sold is gold leaf.
Lawn gnomes are sold that look like you-know-who. Instead of a pointed green cap, the gnome wears a red MAGA baseball cap. (Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned this idea. Someone might take it seriously!)

Store does not sell
Solar panels
Windmills of any type, including those little decorative ones that you can find in gardens

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