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Eugene

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Mon Aug 19, 2019, 09:54 PM Aug 2019

The U.S. must take Greenland by force! [View all]

Source: Washington Post

The U.S. must take Greenland by force!

By Dana Milbank
Columnist
August 19 at 6:46 PM

In the Trump era, no moment of tranquility can be taken for granted.

I went to the beach for what I thought would be a quiet August break. I returned to find President Trump plotting to annex Greenland.

On Sunday, Trump confirmed that he would be interested in buying the territory from Denmark and that “we’ll talk to them” about it. “Essentially, it’s a large real estate deal,” Trump explained, reasoning that Denmark might be willing to part with the huge land mass because “they carry it at a great loss.”

The great Danes reacted indignantly. “Greenland is not for sale,” Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen proclaimed on a defensive visit to the island Sunday, calling the idea “an absurd discussion” and saying “I strongly hope that this is not meant seriously.”

Fighting words! There is only one proper response to such intransigence: The United States must take Greenland by force.

Greenland has no regular military, so we should be able to occupy every Nuuk and cranny of the place without much struggle. It’s possible, of course, that this attack on Danish territory would prompt a response by NATO under the alliance’s mutual-defense pact, but Trump has already defanged that alliance.

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tex.) foresaw such a moment, saying in 2016 during the GOP presidential nominating battle that “we’re liable to wake up one morning and Donald, if he were president, would have nuked Denmark.”

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No, the US must not take Greenland by farts. TexasTowelie Aug 2019 #1
But this latest example of life imitating Trump's TV screen underpants Aug 2019 #2
where the confusion comes from SCantiGOP Aug 2019 #5
Manhattan? Staten Island? underpants Aug 2019 #6
Continental underpants Aug 2019 #7
In retaliation Zambero Aug 2019 #3
And they'd better hurry or it will get away. Kablooie Aug 2019 #4
Spam deleted by MIR Team micDROP Sep 2019 #8
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We need Greenland! Doc_Technical May 2020 #10
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