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grumpyduck

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4. Mickey Mouse is in the judge's office trying to get a divorce from Minnie.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Thu Jun 18, 2020, 04:32 PM

Jun 2020

The judge says, "I understand, Mr. Mouse, but in this state insanity is not considered valid grounds for divorce."

Mickey gets all upset and starts jumping up and down and says, "No no no Your Honor. I didn't say she was insane. I said she was fucking Goofy!"

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