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Reply to sl8 (Original post)

Tue Nov 24, 2020, 06:16 PM

Nov 2020

when there's a sickness all around
we must hide our smile and even our frown

yes there is one thing that's quite a disgrace
that's to show everyone your unmasked face

now i do know this
may sound a bit crass
but there is one simple
thing that i ask

for there are things
i will put up your ass
if you don't put on
that fucking mask

this is a lovely thermometer
your girlfriend's fever it shows
please wear a mask when you go meet her
or up your cornhole it goes

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Thanks for the laugh! Ohiogal Nov 2020 #1

Snorf! Bayard Nov 2020 #2

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Yes I'd say it's a first draft unblock Nov 2020 #5

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