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HAB911

(9,456 posts) Mon Dec 13, 2021, 02:56 PM Dec 2021

An update on the situation with my son's girlfriend [View all]

I know some of you have been pretty concerned.

She has taken going to jail pretty hard, refusing all food, spitting and screaming at everyone, and threatening violence at anyone who comes near her. She's smeared the walls with feces and is refusing to wear clothes.

As a family we're pretty united in our decision not to play Monopoly with her anymore

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An update on the situation with my son's girlfriend [View all] HAB911 Dec 2021 OP

Background? 3Hotdogs Dec 2021 #1

LOL, no background HAB911 Dec 2021 #3

It's the way the dice roll sometimes, ya know nilram Dec 2021 #4

Goodness bucolic_frolic Dec 2021 #2

Perhaps you didn't realize the OP is a joke PJMcK Dec 2021 #8

O.P. shouldn't. quit his day job. --- but that's me. Speaking of quoting one's day job. 3Hotdogs Dec 2021 #9

I assume she took over boardwalk and yelled at the manager? relayerbob Dec 2021 #5

Jeeze, Scrabble would be a nightmare Walleye Dec 2021 #6

Maybe you folks should have let her pick the shoe Retired Engineer Bob Dec 2021 #7

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