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7. This guy walks into a bar.

Reply to slay (Original post)

Sun Dec 11, 2011, 05:22 AM

Dec 2011

This guy walks into a bar wearing a Minnesota Vikings jersey and carrying a little dog that also has a Vikings jersey on with a little Viking helmet too.

The guy says to the bartender, 'Can my dog and I watch the Vikings game here? My TV at home is broken, and my dog and I want to see the game.'

The bartender replies, 'Normally, dogs in the bar would not be allowed, but it is not terribly busy in here, so you and the dog can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there is any trouble with you or the dog, I'll have to ask you to leave.'

The guy agrees and he and his dog start watching the game

Pretty soon the Vikings kick a field goal and the little dog jumps on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five

The bartender says, 'Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a touchdown?'

The guy answers, 'I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years!'

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A guy walks into a bar... [View all] slay Dec 2011 OP

Haven't heard that one before canetoad Dec 2011 #1

Good One! RedEarth Dec 2011 #2

Hrmm i thought I had replied to this but maybe i forgot to hit "post" - but yes, you will slay Dec 2011 #3

A man walks into a bar.... OUCH! Fearless Dec 2011 #4

A man walks into a bar Sheepshank Dec 2011 #5

ha! limpyhobbler Dec 2011 #6

This guy walks into a bar. Morning Dew Dec 2011 #7