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DeSwiss

(27,137 posts)
8. Glad you liked it.
Thu Dec 15, 2011, 09:47 PM
Dec 2011
- Here's one more. I hope you enjoy as much as granny and gramps did:

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe
away a tear, and continued.

"He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."



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Someone tell a joke or something [View all] sandyshoes17 Dec 2011 OP
Here ya go..... DeSwiss Dec 2011 #1
Ha ha sandyshoes17 Dec 2011 #3
Glad you liked it. DeSwiss Dec 2011 #8
HAHAHAHA!!!!!! :rofl: Howler Dec 2011 #4
GUFAW! SNORT! HEHEHE! kimmerspixelated Dec 2011 #12
O.K. Howler Dec 2011 #2
Thanks, another good one sandyshoes17 Dec 2011 #5
An old man goes to the doctor for his annual check up. Saokymo Dec 2011 #6
Ha ha!! sandyshoes17 Dec 2011 #7
The Republican line up of candidates. southerncrone Dec 2011 #9
No kidding. BlueIris Dec 2011 #10
He is despicable Why Syzygy Dec 2011 #11
Lack of health is the first impression I get about him. BlueIris Dec 2011 #13
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