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The Velveteen Ocelot

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4. He sounds like the kid who didn't do his homework
Sun Jan 1, 2017, 02:18 PM
Jan 2017

and is trying to bullshit his way past the teacher's question. But even a sixth-grader could probably think of something to say about Lincoln that would make more sense than that heaping bowl of word salad. He's starting to make Bush look almost smart (and I'll bet Bush is starting to feel relieved that he's finally being superseded as the worst and dumbest president in living memory).

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