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magicarpet

(18,456 posts)
36. Micro surgery tweezers,...
Fri Jan 17, 2025, 04:01 PM
Jan 2025

.... and an electron microscope on standby should it be necessary,.. to find his huge man tool.

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Hahahaha! EndlessWire Jan 2025 #1
I thought the same thing. Obviously these are not manly men. Irish_Dem Jan 2025 #2
He's afraid for his HAIR BonnieJW Jan 2025 #20
If he'd stop by here, I have an air stapler that would hold it down. Considering what is under the hair, no harm done... usaf-vet Jan 2025 #21
You might have to clean up any shit that splatters, though. The Mouth Jan 2025 #43
Point taken! usaf-vet Jan 2025 #44
His little hands and other body parts will take a chill. Irish_Dem Jan 2025 #22
The FIC (Felon in Chief) elect is a wuss who is wnylib Jan 2025 #23
I like it! Or FOTUS. eom BComplex Jan 2025 #25
That wet diaper could get cold out there in frigid temps. badhair77 Jan 2025 #31
Probably wouldn't stink quite so bad. rubbersole Jan 2025 #46
President-elect VonShitzInPantz red dog 1 Jan 2025 #34
Yeah they're not talking about the parade LSparkle Jan 2025 #53
I'd rec this a thousand times if I could. That is exactly the reason it's being moved indoors. lark Jan 2025 #51
That would reduce the size of the crowd to the size of his hands BOSSHOG Jan 2025 #3
So right. More people attended the January 6th insurrection than will attend the Baitball Blogger Jan 2025 #5
Aww give the frail old felon a break. StarryNite Jan 2025 #4
No ChazInAz Jan 2025 #55
Temps 20F and a little snow. I'm getting my house & car ready today for 5 days of subzero (8-10 below zero F), wind hlthe2b Jan 2025 #6
Hey, I'm just measuring him by his own yardstick. Baitball Blogger Jan 2025 #7
Grab him by the "wimp"... (I almost said stick--ewwww) hlthe2b Jan 2025 #8
did you really mean mushroom? IzzaNuDay Jan 2025 #26
Too small to get ahold of anyway. wnylib Jan 2025 #28
Micro surgery tweezers,... magicarpet Jan 2025 #36
The greatest yardstick ever seen by mankind BOSSHOG Jan 2025 #9
My wife will be pissed. She wanted twodogsbarking Jan 2025 #10
Pretty sure it wasn't his call DeepWinter Jan 2025 #11
I might have agreed with you, but he undermined more than two centuries of tradition with the Baitball Blogger Jan 2025 #13
The inauguration Meme stamped "masculinity": ancianita Jan 2025 #12
Me either. William769 Jan 2025 #14
But his Hair!!! Ford_Prefect Jan 2025 #15
This will almost certainly be the coldest inauguration since Reagans 2nd in 1985. Wiz Imp Jan 2025 #16
Shrinkage :) speak easy Jan 2025 #17
This little blizzard you speak of .......... KS Toronado Jan 2025 #18
Your line about "more white" makes me think, does Trump's repugnant list of Cabinet appointees so far..... EarnestPutz Jan 2025 #19
it's just the usual Trump Skittles Jan 2025 #24
Worried about "shrinkage"? jls4561 Jan 2025 #27
I'm surprised he didn't try and stage it down in Mar a Lardo. NBachers Jan 2025 #29
Such wimps. paleotn Jan 2025 #30
He got a note from his personal doc toa avoid the cold......bone spurs actining up. Ping Tung Jan 2025 #32
So much for Talk-Shit Masculinity lame54 Jan 2025 #33
Right! Be a Bernie thinkingagain Jan 2025 #35
Pussy. No offense. The term was widely used when I grew up. Evolve Dammit Jan 2025 #37
Offense taken. Could we PLEASE stop using sexist slurs for women's niyad Jan 2025 #42
it is offensive Skittles Jan 2025 #45
They are just scared of another Meme wave feat: Senator from Vermont Bernie All Cozy and Bundled Up !! IbogaProject Jan 2025 #38
I was looking forward to a William Henry Harrison outcome damit. nt doc03 Jan 2025 #39
Bazinga yellow dahlia Jan 2025 #40
... orangecrush Jan 2025 #41
🤣🤣🤣 Dark n Stormy Knight Jan 2025 #47
... C0RI0LANUS Jan 2025 #48
Repost this on Jan. 20th. Baitball Blogger Jan 2025 #49
I Cant Take Credit For It, But DAngelo136 Jan 2025 #50
First time listening to Roland Martin. Baitball Blogger Jan 2025 #52
While that SOB is spouting his bullshit in the Rotunda someone in the MSM should show the doc03 Jan 2025 #54
His first grift of his administration! Now he pockets all the payola for the travelingthrulife Jan 2025 #56
I know, right? Baitball Blogger Jan 2025 #57
Canada Sends Their Regards Deep State Witch Jan 2025 #58
Is it a surprise? isitreal Jan 2025 #59
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