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In reply to the discussion: For my 75th birthday, this CrankyCrone/Witch/Bitch/CCLWV* has a [View all]BigmanPigman
(54,687 posts)90. I wished and wished...does NOT work, but........
https://medium.com/defiant/use-this-spell-to-bind-trump-and-his-cronies-a5b6298f5c69
For 8 years at every damn birthday I wished he'd die by midnight. Every single time I fall asleep I wish this, every time I wake up I wish this, I have insomnia (go figure) so I am "wishing" all night and all morning. It does NOT work!
Therefore, I'm going back to what I faithfully did every damn month for 4 fucking years (I did miss 4 months out of 48 months, not too bad).
"A Spell to Bind Donald Trump and All Those Who Abet Him"
Once again I will be "Binding tRump" and keep him from harming others.
I am no fool and didn't throw them out when Biden won, I just put them on the back shelf.
I still have my orange feather, white and orange candles, tarot card, salt, dirt, etc and my monthly "Spell To Bind Trump" is ready to go! Here you go...
"You will need...
Unflattering photo of Trump (small); Click here for one you can print
Tower tarot card (from any deck)
Tiny stub of an orange candle; heres a pack of 12 cheap on Amazon
Pin or small nail (to inscribe candle)
White candle (any size), representing the element of Fire
Small bowl of water, representing elemental Water
Small bowl of salt, representing elemental Earth
Ashtray or dish of sand; Defiant suggests this beauty
Feather (any), representing the element of Air
Matches or lighter"
Go to the link for the details.
This is NOT an "evil spell", in fact it is just the opposite. It is a spell to keep his actions from hurting other people. I am 100% for that. Of course, if the mafia had a different idea as to how to stop him I certainly would not refuse their assistance!
For 8 years at every damn birthday I wished he'd die by midnight. Every single time I fall asleep I wish this, every time I wake up I wish this, I have insomnia (go figure) so I am "wishing" all night and all morning. It does NOT work!
Therefore, I'm going back to what I faithfully did every damn month for 4 fucking years (I did miss 4 months out of 48 months, not too bad).
"A Spell to Bind Donald Trump and All Those Who Abet Him"
Once again I will be "Binding tRump" and keep him from harming others.
I am no fool and didn't throw them out when Biden won, I just put them on the back shelf.
I still have my orange feather, white and orange candles, tarot card, salt, dirt, etc and my monthly "Spell To Bind Trump" is ready to go! Here you go...
"You will need...
Unflattering photo of Trump (small); Click here for one you can print
Tower tarot card (from any deck)
Tiny stub of an orange candle; heres a pack of 12 cheap on Amazon
Pin or small nail (to inscribe candle)
White candle (any size), representing the element of Fire
Small bowl of water, representing elemental Water
Small bowl of salt, representing elemental Earth
Ashtray or dish of sand; Defiant suggests this beauty
Feather (any), representing the element of Air
Matches or lighter"
Go to the link for the details.
This is NOT an "evil spell", in fact it is just the opposite. It is a spell to keep his actions from hurting other people. I am 100% for that. Of course, if the mafia had a different idea as to how to stop him I certainly would not refuse their assistance!
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🥳 Happy Birthday and sending you my best wishes that you're granted your most special request 🌺
Deuxcents
Apr 2025
#16
Have some ice cream and when it is gone get some more. Thank you for being you.
twodogsbarking
Apr 2025
#20
I wish you many happy returns (free from the presence of the the orange hellbeast!)
fierywoman
Apr 2025
#24
Billions around the world join you in that request. I hope you have a wonderful, wonderful
LoisB
Apr 2025
#35