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hlthe2b

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25. He must have "9 lives" given his heroin use, neurocysticosis, methylmercury toxicity, penchance for eating

Wed May 14, 2025, 03:11 PM

May 2025

road kill, swimming in toxic sewage-filled lakes and streams, lying 24/7 on issues that make a difference to a lot of people, eating Trump's crappy greasy diet, and hanging around with the MAGAT crowd...

By my count that should leave maybe one left?

Oh, and I note his constantly tanned skin that looks like old shoe leather or perhaps tanning on top of some liver dysfunction (which would not surprise me). His skin seems to come from natural tanning sans sunscreen, so he may need yet another life to save him from skin cancers as well. Just saying...

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex May 2025 OP

McDonalds Saudi Arabian style bdamomma May 2025 #1

No but when he hears that malaise May 2025 #2

Participated in a sword dance while in Saudi Arabia Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin May 2025 #3

Mussolini'd by hordes of pissed-off retirees. C_U_L8R May 2025 #4

Oh my! malaise May 2025 #5

Bitten by a snake while visiting a den of vipers surfered May 2025 #6

Asps. Very dangerous. Dulcinea May 2025 #22

You go first. surfered May 2025 #23

Got lost when his bed alarm malfunctioned. Never seen again. 58Sunliner May 2025 #7

No?! NO?! NO?!!! hlthe2b May 2025 #8

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 2025 #9

Fell asleep and no one dared ever wake him? Brainfodder May 2025 #10

I'm convinced it will take 3 more years - TBF May 2025 #11

Drowned while skinny dipping with RFKjr in Shit's Creek (crick). twodogsbarking May 2025 #12

Shits Creek!! Traildogbob May 2025 #20

RFKjerk is the male equivalent of MTG. They both give me the creeps and make me feel ill. twodogsbarking May 2025 #21

Me too Traildogbob May 2025 #24

He must have "9 lives" given his heroin use, neurocysticosis, methylmercury toxicity, penchance for eating hlthe2b May 2025 #25

Got a McCamel burger by mistake... MiHale May 2025 #13

All the stuff he's throwing on the wall fell at once and crushed him Blue Owl May 2025 #14

Sadly, not yet, but the day is still young. SheltieLover May 2025 #15

Trump: we'll pay less on drugs so everyone else pays more. Everyone else : underpants May 2025 #16

High cholesterol. High blood pressure. What's taking so long? LetMyPeopleVote May 2025 #17

Lord just do it, don't care how, but, the sooner the better. republianmushroom May 2025 #18

I can Traildogbob May 2025 #19