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35. I'll take "What will Krasnov wear to his "Guilty Pleasure Parade?" for $1000, Alex...

Mon Jun 9, 2025, 04:08 PM

Jun 9

Krasnov has had that "uniform" hanging in his closet since his first term...

Probably in a WIDE range of sizes to fatter his changing physique... accommodate his Depends + choice of bullet-proof underclothing...

Krasnov may even have more than one uniform style + color, seeing how he admires so many dictators, past + present, + their fashion sense
has differed radically from his sad, saggy, baggy blue suits.

He probably has quite a collection of sashes + braids, medals + other devices... He probably has a complete set of ribbons from which he'll select
because he likes the colors + textures, not because they mean anything...

He's probably gotten a new pair of elevated boots -- 'cuz of his need to feel tall... He'd probably carry a hat because there's no way he's
gonna disturb his carefully washed + starched locks... Perhaps he has had a special MAGA hat crafted festooned w/ gold...

Golly, does Krasnov get to carry a sword???

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Place your bets that the cowardly draft dodger shows up to "his" parade fully decked out [View all] Aviation Pro Jun 9 OP

Will he go full Gaddafi? Renew Deal Jun 9 #1

ROFL, Gaddafi actually did serve in his country's military before overthrowing their government IronLionZion Jun 9 #20

I immediately thought Gaddafi lapfog_1 Jun 9 #27

I would humbly submit that he'd better not. dchill Jun 9 #2

No, Trump will wear his usual wrinkled ill fitting blue suit--maybe his Red hat. riversedge Jun 9 #3

With a tie long enough to dab his little mushroom Grim Chieftain Jun 9 #19

Or maybe the white one, he does think he's God or the real pope... blue_jay Jun 9 #21

He might wear a pressed suit for such a special occasion, PatSeg Jun 9 #47

General waste more land Walleye Jun 9 #4

He'll probably show up MorbidButterflyTat Jun 9 #5

This parade starts at 6:30 and lasts an hour, so they say. It's dinner time, no/a few watchers to this travesty. SheilaAnn Jun 9 #8

Seriously?! MorbidButterflyTat Jun 9 #12

Ah, but he'll have the videos PatSeg Jun 9 #50

The danger is homegirl Jun 9 #55

I'm going to watch the Mass earlier in the day, I'll be all tuckered out. Plus, the media will be showing this crap for SheilaAnn Jun 9 #63

Well in all fariness.... sdfernando Jun 9 #28

No f*ing way Krasnov is standing in review... ultralite001 Jun 9 #40

Especially after 18 holes of golf Deuxcents Jun 9 #62

🤣🤣🤣 ultralite001 Jun 9 #65

Read that he never won a medal in that military school he attended, but borrowed one to allegorical oracle Jun 9 #53

Kim Don Dong - in full uniform with a chest full of medals. MineralMan Jun 9 #6

That's probably about right YoshidaYui Jun 9 #51

That's what he wears during "personal" time Nigrum Cattus Jun 9 #54

Unfortunately he will probably wear the same suit Johonny Jun 9 #7

If he does, the full dictatorship is on. brush Jun 9 #9

uh. The dictaorship IS on johnnyfins Jun 9 #13

We're not quite there yet as the courts, even some trump appointed judges... brush Jun 9 #16

The costume + Krasnov wearing it... ultralite001 Jun 9 #37

What do you have against the soldiers? jmowreader Jun 9 #41

It's already here... MiHale Jun 9 #26

No quite, but we're on cliff's edge. The only thing saving us are some judges, some appointed by trump himself. brush Jun 9 #30

Ahh, yes the accountability is so apparent... MiHale Jun 9 #32

Whaddya want? I said it's close but not quite. Even the judicial system forced them to bring back Abrego Garcia. brush Jun 9 #44

My magic 8-ball sez Disaffected Jun 9 #10

I won't rule this out malaise Jun 9 #11

It's so funny you added that pic MorbidButterflyTat Jun 9 #14

Couldn't resist malaise Jun 9 #18

Of course he'll be in a uniform. Standard fashion wear for dictators. wnylib Jun 9 #15

OMG - that never occurred to me. It'll be Idi Amin/Papa Doc/Gaddafi come to life again. Vinca Jun 9 #17

Nah, ain't gonna happen. DinahMoeHum Jun 9 #22

Hope history repeats... MiHale Jun 9 #29

. . .or at least rhymes. . . DinahMoeHum Jun 9 #34

My hope . . . otchmoson Jun 9 #23

No, he won't LogDog75 Jun 9 #24

I'll take "What will Krasnov wear to his "Guilty Pleasure Parade?" for $1000, Alex... ultralite001 Jun 9 #35

Nah. He probably can't even find that Purple Heart that sucker gave him. Grokenstein Jun 9 #25

Coward Bone Spurs::: I always wanted to get a Purple Heart. This was much easier. Norrrm Jun 9 #49

I'll bet my house he doesn't, and I love my house. Maru Kitteh Jun 9 #31

Trump does not want to salute the military. He wants the world to see the military salute him. Norrrm Jun 9 #33

I don't think Melanoma would be in his dream. 14-yo Ivanka maybe. nt Maru Kitteh Jun 9 #39

Truth democrank Jun 9 #46

Special medals made for TACO? Old Crank Jun 9 #36

Trump actually earned some 'medals' in his military school. Norrrm Jun 9 #43

That's not what I read (my post is above). One of his fellow students said he allegorical oracle Jun 9 #56

That would be shocking news, eh? Norrrm Jun 9 #60

Maybe Putin has one he can loan Trump rurallib Jun 9 #38

My money's on this getup... sop Jun 9 #42

I'm going to assume his handlers would stop him from doing that jmowreader Jun 9 #45

TACO Trump, Cadet Bonespurs, Vonshitzinpantz, red dog 1 Jun 9 #48

Well being that I am not American and certainly will not watch one minute of it, Bev54 Jun 9 #52

Well I'm hoping for a torrential rain storm directly over DonOld! HeartsCanHope Jun 9 #57

I woke up from my coma in the morning, but it weren't yesterday morning. I aint taking no sucker bets. Noodleboy13 Jun 9 #58

Appearing in military uniform bigtime Jun 9 #59

Idi Amin in orange face. jls4561 Jun 9 #61

"I hereby demand that every soldier salute my French Fry Certification Pin!" tanyev Jun 9 #64

Exquisitely tailored? Retrograde Jun 9 #66