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MuseRider

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38. I saw your headline and hoped to god

Fri Aug 22, 2025, 05:09 PM

Aug 2025

it was not what I thought it was. This is all so serious but I cannot help myself when I see that ugly, clownish, porky, fat man dressed in any way, but these other ways he says he looks good in just makes me wonder how on earth he cannot know how freakishly un good he looks in everything.

To have even twice that ego.....

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"I look extremely good in shorts." [View all] babylonsister Aug 2025 OP

Boxers or briefs. Let's see him in shorts. I don't think it'll happen. Walleye Aug 2025 #1

Depends Codifer Aug 2025 #24

Trump's ill-fitting suits hide the diapers, shorts don't. sop Aug 2025 #53

😆 Walleye Aug 2025 #63

Thunder thighs said that about himself? greatauntoftriplets Aug 2025 #2

In a distorted The Wizard Aug 2025 #3

Been looking in his "Magic Mirror" again. Come on Gavin - nail him on this ridiculous comment. Marie Marie Aug 2025 #4

Depends EarthFirst Aug 2025 #5

He'd look a helluva lot better behind bars. Ping Tung Aug 2025 #6

And even better in a casket. WestMichRad Aug 2025 #34

Yes - vertical stripes are ALWAYS flattering. NT Conjuay Aug 2025 #49

I bet he has the cutest ankles you ever seen. Emile Aug 2025 #7

There is a picture of him playing tennis in shorts. tavernier Aug 2025 #8

I'd like to see Gavin in tennis gear! That would be a very nice photo indeed! CTyankee Aug 2025 #12

I remember that image. . .more specifically, I CANNOT wipe it from my mind, niyad Aug 2025 #14

The one with his mammoth ass and visible panty lines? Buns_of_Fire Aug 2025 #16

Oh, Good Lord! What a sight to behold. LoisB Aug 2025 #39

Those aren't panties misanthrope Aug 2025 #43

Whitey-tighties. 3Hotdogs Aug 2025 #50

Ugh, barf, blech! 2MuchNoise Aug 2025 #51

That's the one. . Thank you. I didn't really need to eat tonight anyway. niyad Aug 2025 #57

And that was from 2000 when he was 54! Polybius Aug 2025 #68

The crime of Gis-layin' Hope22 Aug 2025 #77

I apologize in advance Wiz Imp Aug 2025 #18

Eye bleach, stat!! WestMichRad Aug 2025 #35

Apology accepted. At least I did not scare my kitty this time. niyad Aug 2025 #58

Yes. Katnip. Aug 2025 #80

Maybe. If he puts them on over his head. 2MuchNoise Aug 2025 #9

Trump doesn't look good in anything democrank Aug 2025 #10

He just keeps blathering on about himself, doesn't he? efhmc Aug 2025 #11

Newsom pics starting to get at him? Blue Full Moon Aug 2025 #13

My money's on the Sumo Wrestler! Conjuay Aug 2025 #82

OMG MorbidButterflyTat Aug 2025 #87

So he just blurted this out at today's presser? senseandsensibility Aug 2025 #15

🤮 Rebl2 Aug 2025 #17

The real question is, Chellee Aug 2025 #19

Reverse psychology? Raven123 Aug 2025 #30

I'm happy to see you didn't resort to hyperbole Oeditpus Rex Aug 2025 #33

Because they curate the reporter pool misanthrope Aug 2025 #45

This. nt Wednesdays Aug 2025 #73

How do Magats put on their shorts? ToxMarz Aug 2025 #20

To whom? calimary Aug 2025 #21

Ugh. Puke. Joinfortmill Aug 2025 #22

No, you look like shit. No matter what you wear, jackass, you look like warmed over shit. paleotn Aug 2025 #23

He would look kairos12 Aug 2025 #25

! MorbidButterflyTat Aug 2025 #88

He'll look good in a casket.. mountain grammy Aug 2025 #26

The best comment at the link is this... llmart Aug 2025 #27

He's delusional. Get the net. StarryNite Aug 2025 #28

Could this be a misprint? Fritz Walter Aug 2025 #29

I'm feeling a little nauseous maspaha Aug 2025 #31

Que the mushroom jokes. progressoid Aug 2025 #32

He would look great in a coffin, or urn, he can choose. I can be flexible. twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #36

I remember an article some time back about crematoriums niyad Aug 2025 #60

We're gonna need a bigger oven. twodogsbarking Aug 2025 #62

Yes!!! niyad Aug 2025 #64

Well, if he thinks Oeditpus Rex Aug 2025 #37

ughhhhh, skin-crawling time! niyad Aug 2025 #59

I saw your headline and hoped to god MuseRider Aug 2025 #38

He's obviously joking. BlueTsunami2018 Aug 2025 #40

Not possibly joking. crazylikafox Aug 2025 #44

Nah, he's joking. BlueTsunami2018 Aug 2025 #46

Are there any mirrors at Mar-a-Lardo? LoisB Aug 2025 #41

I have this picture of him wearing shorts. Emile Aug 2025 #42

That's Priceless. Cha Aug 2025 #48

Unsee GoodRaisin Aug 2025 #75

PROVE IT ASSHOLE. Cha Aug 2025 #47

... SheltieLover Aug 2025 #52

OK ... if he said this about 60 years ago ... it might have been true THEN ... FakeNoose Aug 2025 #54

Good to whom? Figarosmom Aug 2025 #55

If the nasty thing looked this bad in 2020 UpInArms Aug 2025 #56

Gotta be more than 5 years ago. He's not been physically capable of that for a while Maru Kitteh Aug 2025 #65

was from 2000 UpInArms Aug 2025 #66

... mcar Aug 2025 #61

GAH! GAK! and scrolled down very fast w eyes mostly closed to Avoid the Visuals so I could post my Vehement ... electric_blue68 Aug 2025 #67

Me too. I don't want that image in my head. 2MuchNoise Aug 2025 #69

Absolutely! electric_blue68 Aug 2025 #70

Eww, imagine that THING plopping down next to you in bed. 2MuchNoise Aug 2025 #71

I vaguely recall a political movement that violently opposed the wearing of short pants... pecosbob Aug 2025 #72

He would look even better in an orange jumpsuit or coffin EnergizedLib Aug 2025 #74

Here is a picture of him in shorts playing tennis: tblue37 Aug 2025 #76

This message was self-deleted by its author NoRethugFriends Aug 2025 #78

He'd look better six feet under. n/t CousinIT Aug 2025 #79

And here they are... GreenWave Aug 2025 #81

For sure, shorts make his cankles stand out. yellowcanine Aug 2025 #83

Gag Joinfortmill Aug 2025 #84

Alex Jones notices president's ankles, predicts health crisis struggle4progress Aug 2025 #85

To Stevie Wonder . . . maybe. Vinca Aug 2025 #86

This thread is my happy place today MorbidButterflyTat Aug 2025 #89