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SheltieLover

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17. Stroked out over respect & appreciation demonstrated for MLK?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Jan 19, 2026, 11:13 AM

Jan 19

Frozen into a blob-shaped shitsickle dreaming of Greenland?

Expired from exhaustion related to his attempts to "think purely of peace."

Belly flipped off the WH roof playing victim?

Voted off the island of Earth?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jan 19 OP

Beautifully perforated by Praetorian Guard dalton99a Jan 19 #1

Or maybe the Iranian Revolutionary Guard. Dulcinea Jan 19 #9

Syphilis finally got him. May he rot in pieces. Dave Bowman Jan 19 #2

No but malaise Jan 19 #3

Total loon surfered Jan 19 #6

Complete idiot SheltieLover Jan 19 #20

They're coming to take me away...ha ha... yellow dahlia Jan 19 #27

Who would have thought that a 1966 novelty song would be niyad Jan 19 #37

Oh, I'll have to read more about it. yellow dahlia Jan 19 #38

You will have to tell me if Mr. Dahlia does, indeed, know the story. niyad Jan 19 #40

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jan 19 #4

If he goes today, there'll be bubbles tonight🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 surfered Jan 19 #7

Bigliest bubbles ever! SheltieLover Jan 19 #18

My wife insisted on opening our bottle on New Years. The Upside: NNadir Jan 19 #15

It'll be a dance party, in line. yellow dahlia Jan 19 #28

That reminds me of what the nurses recommended for those of us who... NNadir Jan 19 #43

I'm takin to the streets. yellow dahlia Jan 19 #46

Hold the vision please SheltieLover Jan 19 #19

It's funny how many of us have a bottle in the frig...at the ready. yellow dahlia Jan 19 #39

And more will be doing so, all over the world. niyad Jan 19 #41

I bet it is a conversation in many parts of the world, right now. yellow dahlia Jan 19 #42

He went to Greenland, scouting locations for a golf course. surfered Jan 19 #5

Poor bear! niyad Jan 19 #8

They eat seals. They can handle fat and gristle. Ocelot II Jan 19 #10

Yes, of course. I guess I was thinking more in terms of the toxins. niyad Jan 19 #11

So that's where their spine went! BidenRocks Jan 19 #25

"Who ya 'callin 'pudgy'! Have you seen that orange blob in the WH?" hlthe2b Jan 19 #12

What are they? surfered Jan 19 #13

beavers hlthe2b Jan 19 #30

I thought marmots, too, but I've never seen them in groups surfered Jan 19 #45

Slapped to death by the fins of an outraged Norwegian seal? NNadir Jan 19 #14

Chooped up and used for stew to feed the ICE goons. twodogsbarking Jan 19 #16

... smells like adult diapers. (nt) William Seger Jan 19 #21

Would you like fries with that? twodogsbarking Jan 19 #32

Stroked out over respect & appreciation demonstrated for MLK? SheltieLover Jan 19 #17

Ate a poisoned cheese Danish Wicked Blue Jan 19 #22

Wandered outside to view construction of his ballroom then tripped and fell into a deep pit? LymphocyteLover Jan 19 #23

Asphyxiated from holding his breath because he refused to believe that Kristi Noem lies more than he can. littlemissmartypants Jan 19 #24

No. GaYellowDawg Jan 19 #26

A suspiciously tainted bar of Toblerone? yellow dahlia Jan 19 #29

Impaled by an errant walrus tusk. Sneederbunk Jan 19 #31

Found dead on golf course. Word has it that he pissed off his caddie. bluestarone Jan 19 #33

Any of the options listed here WestMichRad Jan 19 #34

Any or all! niyad Jan 19 #35

The Greenland Yeti Coalition got together with yells of "Not Yeti"... MiHale Jan 19 #36

When will our long national nightmare be over? LetMyPeopleVote Jan 19 #44