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11. Assassinated by the Joint Chiefs after ordering them to invade a NATO ally.

Tue Jan 20, 2026, 09:13 AM

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jan 2026 OP

Fatal bowel obstruction, pee wee polyp's head up slob's ass? SheltieLover Jan 2026 #1

Nice--with links! Orrex Jan 2026 #7

She's a pro surfered Jan 2026 #9

Ty. Surfered. Only with words. You are the image pro! SheltieLover Jan 2026 #18

Ty, St. Orrrex! SheltieLover Jan 2026 #17

No, but this artists depiction of Coldwater Jan 2026 #2

I love # 3! greatauntoftriplets Jan 2026 #3

lol thanks! Orrex Jan 2026 #6

Crushed under the weight of trophies he didn't win? CaptainTruth Jan 2026 #4

That's a good one! Orrex Jan 2026 #5

No but I hear there may be malaise Jan 2026 #8

Exploded from a massively overinflated ego? WestMichRad Jan 2026 #10

Poetic justice! SheltieLover Jan 2026 #19

Yes! SheltieLover Jan 2026 #20

No, but I'm asking when in my nightly prayers. It's come to this. Joinfortmill Jan 2026 #13

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jan 2026 #14

Just be gone, piggy! SheltieLover Jan 2026 #22

Soon... SheltieLover Jan 2026 #21

"Soon?.....???" hlthe2b Jan 2026 #23

That's cute 🥰 MustLoveBeagles Jan 2026 #24