Commander Cokespoon plots a wedding do-over at W.H. to lock in no-shows Rapin' Grampy & the First Nude

[Hugin]

4. The third time's a charm...

Is it true that “charm” is a neutral attribute? Can there be evil charms?

Unserious performance marriages are par for this clan. Pun intended. I also wonder if there is a requirement in the Last Will and Testament holding this group of serpents together that the eldest must be married at the passing of the principal to get a cut. I could believe that, because if not, why now? What’s the rush?

It’s a shame that the mausoleum… Um, I mean gilded skilled nursing bunker won’t be finished by then.