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struggle4progress

(126,861 posts) Mon Jun 1, 2026, 01:48 PM Monday

9 votes, 0 passes \| Time left: Unlimited
	Donny wants Vatican City to become 51st state, calls Leo "Governor"
	0 (0%)
	Complains Holy See inadequate for protection of Rome, offers US military base for Piazza San Pietro
	0 (0%)
	Accuses Swiss Guard of narcoterrorism, imposes sanctions on Vatican Bank
	0 (0%)
	Suggests closing US borders to Catholics, until Vatican Navy helps reopen the Strait Of Hormuz
	3 (33%)
	Denounces Leo for not signing up to sing at Great American State Fair, threatens to book Dalai Lama instead
	1 (11%)
	Reposts rumors that Pope is a transsexual vegan, with AI pictures of Popemobile as a dragster
	1 (11%)
	Offers Vatican Gift Shop a deal on Trump Shoes, in exchange for endorsement of Ballroom
	0 (0%)
	Demands Pope declare him winner of the 2020 US election
	3 (33%)
	Other
	1 (11%)
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