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BOSSHOG

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Mon Feb 3, 2025, 02:30 PM Feb 3

Corny Joke Time [View all]

Polly: you need to stop making those terrible Dad Jokes.
Wally: OK, but how?
Polly: Whatever means necessary.
Wally: No it doesn’t

Betty: Sweetie can you clear the kitchen table?
Bobby: Only with a running start

Janie: Did you grill the chicken?
Joey: yes, but it still won’t tell me why it crossed the road

And finally a bar joke

Guy walks into a bar carrying jumper cables. Bartender looks at him. Sternly. And says, Don’t you start nothing.











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