GLUTEZONI

[hay rick]

I was getting a drink at the water fountain at my gym when, out of the corner of my eye, I noticed a sign that said GLUTEZONI. Hmmm, that kind of rhymes with ZAMBONI I thought, and intrigued, decided to investigate. I quickly discovered that my vision had been partially obscured and the sign actually said GLUTEZONE.

The GLUTEZONE is a bunch of weight machines, each offering a way to tone or bulk up glutei maximi. I don't do those exercises myself but I understand they are really good for strengthening the lower back and alleviating back pain.

Update from the GLUTEZONE:
It appears that young females must suffer from back pain disproportionately to the rest of the population.