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(18,470 posts) Wed Apr 10, 2019, 04:23 PM Apr 2019

Tennessee Woman stole Walmart scooter to drive to Waffle House [View all]

Tennessee Woman to Florida Woman: Ok, my turn now!

A woman was arrested in Crossville after allegedly riding an electric shopping scooter from Walmart to Waffle House.

Crossville police said 45-year-old Sally Selby was charged with theft after officers pulled her over driving in the slow lane on Main Street.

She allegedly said she got the cart from Walmart and was driving it to Waffle House to get a cup of coffee.

Selby told police she had built the cart and someone had ripped the lights off of it.

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Tennessee Woman stole Walmart scooter to drive to Waffle House [View all] 47of74 Apr 2019 OP

What the Fck is with Waffle House? It's the middle-name-Wayne of restaurants. Hassler Apr 2019 #1

Their food is good 47of74 Apr 2019 #5

That is the most American headline ever. Aristus Apr 2019 #2

Lmao.... Docreed2003 Apr 2019 #3

Unless there is a sign on the scooter saying not to drive it to the nearest Waffle House... Kaleva Apr 2019 #4